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Monthly Archives: April 2011
Prof. Brian Cox’s testicles account for 77% of matter in the observable Universe, a leading scientist claims
STARTLING claims that the scrotum of Brian Cox, keyboard player for Labour’s house band D:Ream and part-time astrologer, contains the vast majority of matter in the observable Universe, have rocked the world of synthpop and experimental physics.
Handrail hardon
What with it being the holiest time of year I feel like I should make a confession, especially as it’s nearly Easter and I’ve given up being an atheist for Lent. Forgive me Flangers for I have sinned. I’ve been neglecting you. … Continue reading
A bit of me time
Some steaming hot mumuendo that is literally moments old. My mum has just bought a Fiskars Weed Puller for pulling up dandelions. I was trying it out for the first time to weed my lawn and she said:
Mother’s delay
This post is slightly out of date, mainly as I forgot I’d taken the picture, but worth sharing nonetheless. Every year the guy who runs the ‘fruit n’ veg’ stall near my office makes signs to promote Mother’s Day. Now, … Continue reading
Trouser snake
It’s been a while since I updated MoB and I’ve been getting complaints, which is a compliment I suppose. But I need to point out that my life, despite appearances and my constant frowning, is not made up of wall … Continue reading
What a shithole!
Because my family and I have a childish sense of humour we love nothing more than changing the names of tube or train stations to something inappropriate and pejorative to the area – classics such as Anus Groove (Arnos Grove), Shatfield (Hatfield) and Bell-end Hard-on Shitty (Welwyn … Continue reading
Posted in Travelling travesty
Tagged Anerley, Arnos Grove, Hatfield, train station, tueb station, Welwyn Garden City
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Roomy restaurant
Another picture update for you today, you whingeing ingrates – I love you all really! Not strictly speaking a Spotted Dick but worth including me thinks. The picture doesn’t need explaining, it really does speak for itself. But one question for … Continue reading