- carpal tunnel syndrome
- Daily Mail
- dog shit
- Douglas Adams
- drunk girl
- farty larger
- Fiskars weed puller
- Forest Gump
- life lesson
- long journey
- night bus
- porno mag
- recruitment agency
- running late
- Spotted Dick
- St James's Park
- tenuous todger
- train station
- weekend away
Monthly Archives: July 2011
Sorry Flangers, once again some of you may have noticed I yet again published an unedited, unfinished travesty. It won’t happen again I promise – for the second time in as many weeks. I’ve taken it down but at the very … Continue reading
Yet another Spotted Dick for you all courtesy of Steve C, loyal Flanger and first-time contributor. Rather than me explain the greasy monstrosity I’ll let him justify it himself: “I take a childish comfort to discover I’m not the only … Continue reading
I was recently at a wedding reception at Brooklands Museum and found myself full of three helpings of the buffet with my back teeth floating in free bar beer. All of a sudden, the need to use the toilet became immediate and … Continue reading
A freshly baked Mumuendo for your all. Previously I’ve thought long and hard about posting mumuendos as appalling as this one and I know some of you have emailed me to say ‘I can’t believe you write that about your mum. … Continue reading
As I’ve no doubt mentioned before I like drawing cocks on things – in the condensation on a cab window, a random page in a colleagues notebook or the inside cover of a Gideon bible, to name but a few.
Some of you, especially those Flangers signed up to the email update, will have noticed I got a little ahead of myself and published two draft travesties. These will be up again soon and much better than the typo riddled … Continue reading
I worry because I love drawing cocks in inappropriate places – is it ever appropriate? But it turns out everyone’s at it, including cars.
Not a Spotted Dick this one as it’s more of an accidental textual reference to a vertical bacon sandwich, but as it combines puerile humour, is on the front cover of a kids book and reminded me of something terrible … Continue reading
A Spotted Dick for you all, hot off the press – literally. It’s pretty self explanatory so I’ve not much to say about it, but it would have to be a pretty amazing deal for me to pull a face like that!
A lovely Spotted Dick, two in fact, for you from a museum at Hadrian’s Wall courtesy of Dave J and a childish curator.