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Monthly Archives: January 2011
My family clubbed together and got my dear ol’ ma a Kindle for Christmas. She loves it. I love it because it inspired another Mumuendo classic. Said a few days after Christmas when replying to my Uncle’s question “Have you used your Kindle … Continue reading
Once again I can rely on my generous maker for supplying more accidental innuendo. But before I delight you with my Mum’s latest slip of the tongue I’d like to address a pressing point. I keep getting asked if these … Continue reading
Sorry the delay in updating MoB. If you had as busy a social and work life as me you’d be updating it daily, but you don’t so wind your neck in. I have many good points and too many faults … Continue reading
The affiliction of seeing things that look a bit likes knobs has gone global! Many thanks to the lastest contributor and honouray member of the Flange for this truly outstanding example of a tenuous todger all the way from Down Under.