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Monthly Archives: May 2011
Not strictly speaking Mumuendo this one as I overheard a stranger in the street but other than that it’s exactly the kind of accidental innuendo that’s right up my Mum’s staircase.
Yet again my mum drops an amazing Mumuendo that astonishingly is about her Fiskars weed puller. Said upon arrriving at her house, having driven from my house, when she realised she’d forgotten to pick up her Fiskars weed puller:
Some piping hot three-star Michelin Mumuendo to get your teeth into this fine spring day. I was at my Mum’s house for dinner last night and she very nearly made me lose my lunch. Said to me, who was nearer … Continue reading