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Editorial dysfunction

Sorry Flangers, once again some of you may have noticed I yet again published an unedited, unfinished travesty. It won’t happen again I promise – for the second time in as many weeks. I’ve taken it down but at the very … Continue reading

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Premature publication

Some of you, especially those Flangers signed up to the email update, will have noticed I got a little ahead of myself and published two draft travesties. These will be up again soon and much better than the typo riddled … Continue reading

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Sticks and stones

A long time ago in a suburb far far away I, along with my brother and his mate, would have to run the gauntlet home from primary school petrified we would meet Dickwalk.

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Tenuous todgers

I think there is something wrong with me, I’m now seeing things that look a little bit like knobs everywhere I look.   The Spotted Dick section has been updated with a positive plethora of possible penises for your puerile perusal and presented below is … Continue reading

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Chalk it up

I stumbled upon this joyous piece of middle class passive aggression whilst out on a walk yesterday. The only improvement I’d make

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Am I minging*?

*That’s the first and last time I quote Jade Goody – for some people even death doesn’t bring misunderstood genius status. Continue reading

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Mind the gap

A couple of Tube travesties for you. One I witnessed first hand and the other a friend of mine was kind enough to share with me. Accidental mugging I was standing with my back to the open widow at the … Continue reading

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Camel Tow

A long time ago in an era of gaiety far, far away I, as a wide-eyed but essentially blinkered 18 year-old decided one day to up-sticks and travel the world (in the sense that I worked for six months to pay … Continue reading

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Wash your mouth out!

Sometimes I worry I swear too much. Other times I’m secretly proud of the quality of my swearing – particularly the unusual combinations (pissturd) and overtly gratuitous excess (fucking, twating, pissturd of a shitweasel). Recently my Uncle, an honest to … Continue reading

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Lock up your auteurs

I recently stumbled over an email from a mate of mine. It’s out of the ark but I think it might make you smile. It certainly made me grin reading it again after 6 years. I don’t want to go … Continue reading

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