Tag Archives: innuendo

Cum on over to my place

I suppose not strictly speaking mumuendo this one as my little brother (he’s taller than me and has been since he was 11 and I was 13. Nice!) made it happen. But it made me laugh nonetheless.

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Cum on over to my place part 2: The girl next door

Some more mumuendo for all you juvenile shit-for-brains. Don’t be offended – I meant that affectionately in the same way that the most sincere greeting or farewell between my brothers and I is a ‘fuck-off’ v-sign.

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Up the creek

Some aquatic Mumuendo for you to get your oar into.  When talking about an ill-judged Cornish boating trip with her partner my mother dearest said:

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Sonuendo

Another prime cut of Mumuendo courtesy of my dear old ma, in the sense that without my childish interjections it would have passed entirely unnoticed. When talking to a group of close family about the various solutions she had considered for a particularly troublesome financial problem my mum … Continue reading

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Look at the mess you’ve made of my rug!

A freshly squeezed example of my mum’s on-going accidental innuendo, will this mumunedo never cease? Said when slighty losing her cool with two young children who were pushing each other around her front room in a cardboard box: “Please stop sliding that dirty … Continue reading

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Teledildonic mumuendo

Fresh out of my mum’s oven of accidental innuendo. Talking about the perceived difficulties of using an old fashioned rotary dial phone:

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Dogging mumuendo

The latest slice of my mum’s accidental innuendo. When unnecessarily warning me about about not driving off when someone was getting in the back of the car:

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Multiple mumuendo

The most recent and possibly the singularly most productive occurence of my mother’s accidental innuendo. When explaining to a room full of extended family the revenge she wants to wreak on me because I frequently and deliberately drop my hat, step on … Continue reading

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Malty mumuendo

Another Mumuendo classic for you on this fine Thursday. Will my mum’s well of accidental innuendo ever run dry? I hope not. When talking about drinking Horlicks:

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Muchas mumuendo

I’ve seen my mum a lot over the last few days and her accidental innuendo has been more frequent than the Daily Mail’s claims about carcinogens. Check out Mumuendo for the latest crop, below is a sneak peek. Talking about her just opened … Continue reading

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