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I suppose not strictly speaking mumuendo this one as my little brother (he’s taller than me and has been since he was 11 and I was 13. Nice!) made it happen. But it made me laugh nonetheless.
Some more mumuendo for all you juvenile shit-for-brains. Don’t be offended – I meant that affectionately in the same way that the most sincere greeting or farewell between my brothers and I is a ‘fuck-off’ v-sign.
Fresh out of my mum’s oven of accidental innuendo. Talking about the perceived difficulties of using an old fashioned rotary dial phone:
The latest slice of my mum’s accidental innuendo. When unnecessarily warning me about about not driving off when someone was getting in the back of the car: