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Rick Stein to own the souls of every Cornish man, woman and child following a “tea-room” deal with the Government
After successfully buying the entire village of Padstow in the early 90s and turning it into Cornwall’s leading tourist attraction, Padstein, Rick Stein, Birds Eye’s top chef, has today announced he has bought the souls of every Cornish citizen in … Continue reading
Prof. Brian Cox’s testicles account for 77% of matter in the observable Universe, a leading scientist claims
STARTLING claims that the scrotum of Brian Cox, keyboard player for Labour’s house band D:Ream and part-time astrologer, contains the vast majority of matter in the observable Universe, have rocked the world of synthpop and experimental physics.