Spotted Dick

Pictures I’ve taken of things that look a bit like knobs.  And yes, I am both appalled and, at the same time, delighted at my juvenility. I sometimes worry about having a childish sense of humour but as a mate once said:

“The day I stop laughing at farts is the day I top myself.”

A word of warning! Be very careful, because once you start looking for things that look a bit like knobs it will take over your life and you’ll end up like a religious fundamentalist who sees Jesus’ face everywhere – on toast, in fruit, on old shrouds, in the mirror.

Dick Spotted: December 2010, Melbourne, Australia

 

Sheepskin cock

Who the fuck signed this off?

Thanks to Mangalator for this one.

Dick Spotted: December 2010, Liverpool, The North

 

What will Nana say?

Oh god, I've got bread sauce all down my trousers!

Thanks to You know who you are for this one.

Dick Spotted: December 2010, some Northern shithole, The North

 

Policemen's helmet

'ello, 'ello, 'ello. What have we here then?

Thanks to Allana for this one.

Dick Spotted: November 2010, online, The Internet

 

"What a dickhead!"

"Hot Rod, his new nickname"

Thanks to Goodersgone for this one.

Dick Spotted: November 2010, outside the Ministry of Justice, London

 

"I've got to stop looking down"

"Is that a kerb stone or are you just pleased to see me?"

Dick Spotted: November 2010, The Old Monk pub, Victoria, London

 

Shiny bellend

"It's positvely glowing!"

Thanks to Allana for this one.

Dick Spotted: November 2010, Westminster, London

 

"Stop polishing it, you'll go blind"

What kind of of a hotel are you running here?

Dick Spotted: October 2010, Rotherhithe, London

Water fountain

I don't know whether to spit or swallow, which is a first for me.

Dick Spotted: September 2010, Highgate, London

Paverer's prepuce

Paverer's prepuce

Dick Spotted: September 2010, Outside The Flask pub, Highgate, London

Paverer's pride

Paverer's pride

Dick Spotted: September 2010, Oakwood, London

Plumber's pipe

Plumber's pipe

Dick Spotted: September 2010, Oakwood, London

The keystone, look at the keystone

The keystone, look at the keystone

Dick Spotted: September 2010, Oakwood, London

Builders revenge

Builders revenge

Dick Spotted: September 2010, Oakwood, London

Why was the male hen across the road?

Why was the male hen across the road?

Dick Spotted: September 2010, Oakwood, London

Painted prick

Painted prick

Dick Spotted: September 2010, Whetstone, London

Am I supposed to drink out of that?

Am I supposed to drink out of that?

Dick Spotted: September 2010, My breakfast plate, North London

Toasty todger

Toasty todger

Dick Spotted: August 2010, City of London, London

No parking

No parking

Dick Spotted: August 2010, Barnet, North London

Normally the Spotted Dicks don’t need explanation but this is a special case. My mate drew and cut this out for his wife for their 1st Wedding Anniversary (yes, that’s the paper one). He claims he put it in on purpose and I believe him.

Birthdays and Anniversarys

Birthdays and Anniversaries

Dick Spotted: August 2010, City of London, London

Does the post count as a Prince Albert?

Does the post count as a Prince Albert?

Dick Spotted: August 2010, Horwick Place, London

I could have tripped over that!

I could have tripped over that!

Dick Spotted: August 2010, Leicester Square, London

"I nearly stood on that!"

Pavement Penis

Dick Spotted: August 2010, near St Paul’s Cathedral, London

"Nice hose"

I would piss on you if you were on fire

Dick Spotted: July 2010, Croyde, Devon, 2010

"What's that lurking in the shadows?"

Holding a torch for you

Dick Spotted: June 2010, near St James’ Park Tube, London

"Check out the puddle!"

Cavalier or Roundhead?

Dick Spotted: May 2010, Mill Hill, London

"Got wood"

An Ent cock!

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20 Responses to Spotted Dick

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  2. Kate says:

    where is the Westminster Bridge one?

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  5. Lord Rodders of Barne' says:

    Where’s my bridge pic?

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  10. Matt says:

    Where’s the pic I sent from melbourne. I think it’s important to share. Matt

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