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Monthly Archives: November 2010
On friday, I made a terrible terrible error. I fell asleep on the night bus (yes, I’m aware this is ironic given the recent Night Fuss travesty). I was tired, nothing to do with the going drinking after work, foolishly following … Continue reading
Well what can I say? I go to all the effort of carefully crafting travesties for you and instead you want pictures of tenuous todgers so much that you send them in.
This is getting out of hand! Like that little kid in the Sixth Sense who said “I see dead people. All the time”, I now see penises, all the time (and no, not because I’ve started to go to backstreet saunas. … Continue reading
It’s catching. It-looks-a-bit-like-a-knob-itis is sweeping the nation. Thanks to Allana, you massive Northern Monkey, for this latest Spotted Dick.
I used to be an avid collector of Star Wars stuff. I say “used to” like I had a road to Damascus moment and realised it was horrendously sad and pathetic and gave it up out of choice. I didn’t. I still have an attic … Continue reading
Writing Fuss Pots reminded me of another travesty at the same pub. It was high summer, I was working a back to back double shift (two 14 hour days in a row). Instead of going home at the end of … Continue reading
When I was a student I used to work in a pub during the holidays. This turned me into a very bitter person. Standing up all day long whilst people are enjoying themselves, eating, and slowly getting pissed evokes, at best, … Continue reading
Another example of my inability not to see things that look a bit like knobs, everywhere I go.