Category Archives: teenage travesty

Ear piercing scream

My right ear looks like it’s pierced, it’s not. It looks like I did it myself, I didn’t. I’ll explain all. You won’t believe me, no-one ever does. Advertisements

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Star Wars reek

I used to be an avid collector of Star Wars stuff. I say “used to” like I had a road to Damascus moment and realised it was horrendously sad and pathetic and gave it up out of choice. I didn’t. I still have an attic … Continue reading

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Fret dream

Another update for you all. Not least because of all the demanding emails I’ve been getting, asking for another travesty write-up. But despite what some of you think my life isn’t a string of end-to-end travesties, so I’ve had to … Continue reading

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