Manifestations of Baboonery Manifesto
To document the myriad travesties I have perpetrated and the travesties that have been perpetrated against me. (Professor B Chacma, July 2010)
Definition – travesty
(trav·es·ty n. pl. trav·es·ties)
- An amusingly appalling and/or excruciatingly embarrassing turn of events. eg; Upon offering interior decoration feedback to my student era landlord:
“Take the bathroom for example – it looks like the tiling was done by someone with a mental illness.”
Landlord: “I did the tiling.” (B Chacma, 1999)
2. Contrary to and or/an affront towards what I believe to be right, good and proper.
“Jesus man! Putting a Kraft cheese slice on a tuna steak is a fucking travesty!” (Professor B Chacma, The Flange Summer BBQ, next to the Big Tree, 2010)
3. A combination of definitions one and two.
“God damn it Walter! You fuckin’ asshole! Everything’s a fuckin’ travesty with you, man!” (The Dude, The Big Lebowski, 1998.)