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Yet another Spotted Dick for you all courtesy of Steve C, loyal Flanger and first-time contributor. Rather than me explain the greasy monstrosity I’ll let him justify it himself: “I take a childish comfort to discover I’m not the only … Continue reading
As I’ve no doubt mentioned before I like drawing cocks on things – in the condensation on a cab window, a random page in a colleagues notebook or the inside cover of a Gideon bible, to name but a few.
I worry because I love drawing cocks in inappropriate places – is it ever appropriate? But it turns out everyone’s at it, including cars.
Not a Spotted Dick this one as it’s more of an accidental textual reference to a vertical bacon sandwich, but as it combines puerile humour, is on the front cover of a kids book and reminded me of something terrible … Continue reading
A Spotted Dick for you all, hot off the press – literally. It’s pretty self explanatory so I’ve not much to say about it, but it would have to be a pretty amazing deal for me to pull a face like that!
A lovely Spotted Dick, two in fact, for you from a museum at Hadrian’s Wall courtesy of Dave J and a childish curator.
It’s been a while since I posted a Spotted Dick which is dreadful as I keep getting begged for more and I’ve got loads waiting to go up. I literally just got this one through and was so impressed by it … Continue reading
What with it being the holiest time of year I feel like I should make a confession, especially as it’s nearly Easter and I’ve given up being an atheist for Lent. Forgive me Flangers for I have sinned. I’ve been neglecting you. … Continue reading
Another picture update for you today, you whingeing ingrates – I love you all really! Not strictly speaking a Spotted Dick but worth including me thinks. The picture doesn’t need explaining, it really does speak for itself. But one question for … Continue reading