Category Archives: Spotted dick

Kosher Kock

Yet another Spotted Dick for you all courtesy of Steve C, loyal Flanger and first-time contributor. Rather than me explain the greasy monstrosity I’ll let him justify it himself: “I take a childish comfort to discover I’m not the only … Continue reading

Posted in Spotted dick | Tagged , | 2 Comments

Wedding wanger

As I’ve no doubt mentioned before I like drawing cocks on things – in the condensation on a cab window, a random page in a colleagues notebook or the inside cover of a Gideon bible, to name but a few.

Posted in Spotted dick | Tagged | Leave a comment

Herbie’s oily cock

I worry because I love drawing cocks in inappropriate places – is it ever appropriate? But it turns out everyone’s at it, including cars.

Posted in Spotted dick | Tagged | Leave a comment

“Large doner please mate”

Not a Spotted Dick this one as it’s more of an accidental textual reference to a vertical bacon sandwich, but as it combines puerile humour, is on the front cover of a kids book and reminded me of something terrible … Continue reading

Posted in Spotted dick, Work travesty | Tagged , , , , , | Leave a comment

Mile high chub

A Spotted Dick for you all, hot off the press – literally. It’s pretty self explanatory so I’ve not much to say about it, but it would have to be a pretty amazing deal for me to pull a face like that!

Posted in Spotted dick | Tagged , | Leave a comment

Classic cock

A lovely Spotted Dick, two in fact, for you from a museum at Hadrian’s Wall courtesy of Dave J and a childish curator.

Posted in Spotted dick | Tagged | Leave a comment

Give your dog a bone

It’s been a while since I posted a Spotted Dick which is dreadful as I keep getting begged for more and I’ve got loads waiting to go up. I literally just got this one through and was so impressed by it … Continue reading

Posted in Spotted dick | Tagged , | Leave a comment

Handrail hardon

What with it being the holiest time of year I feel like I should make a confession, especially as it’s nearly Easter and I’ve given up being an atheist for Lent. Forgive me Flangers for I have sinned. I’ve been neglecting you. … Continue reading

Posted in Spotted dick | Tagged , , , | Leave a comment

Roomy restaurant

Another picture update for you today, you whingeing ingrates – I love you all really! Not strictly speaking a Spotted Dick but worth including me thinks. The picture doesn’t need explaining, it really does speak for itself. But one question for … Continue reading

Posted in Spotted dick | Tagged | 2 Comments

In loving memory

I’m a bad bad person. I’ve not updated MoB for far too long, despite having numerous Spotted Dicks sent to me. These will be going up over the next few days. I’m also a bad person because the below Spotted … Continue reading

Posted in Spotted dick | Tagged , , , | 3 Comments