Monthly Archives: October 2010

Night fuss

On Friday I went out for a few pale ales after work. I ended up inevitably skulling my two “last orders” beers as the lights were turned on and chairs upturned onto tables. Despite being three sheets to the wind … Continue reading

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Teledildonic mumuendo

Fresh out of my mum’s oven of accidental innuendo. Talking about the perceived difficulties of using an old fashioned rotary dial phone:

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Dogging mumuendo

The latest slice of my mum’s accidental innuendo. When unnecessarily warning me about about not driving off when someone was getting in the back of the car:

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Multiple mumuendo

The most recent and possibly the singularly most productive occurence of my mother’s accidental innuendo. When explaining to a room full of extended family the revenge she wants to wreak on me because I frequently and deliberately drop my hat, step on … Continue reading

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Listen to your elders

I’ve just realised the last few posts, including this one have been a little on faecal side. I promise the next few won’t be so low-brow. Yesterday morning I foolishly ignored two pieces of flawless life advice. For the umpteen time I … Continue reading

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Sara Lee shoe polish

It’s been a while since I last posted, for which I must apologise. Not least as hopefully it will stop the Misery style death threats. I’ve got a quick travesty to keep the nutnuts at bay and will post soon … Continue reading

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