The Flange


flange  n. pl. flanges

1 . The collective noun for baboons;

“The flange of  baboons moved gracefully from tree to tree, whilst the passers-by marvelled at their appalling arses.” 

Dian Fossey, Monkeys an’that what I have known, Houghton Mifflin Company, 1983

2. The collective noun for the contributors to Manifestations of Baboonery;

 “The Flange moved gracelessly from post to post, whilst the MoB readers marvelled at what appalling arses they made of themselves.” 

Professor B  Chacma, Writing without an opposable digit – Does anyone have a typewriter?, Houghton Mifflin Company, 1983

"What a lovely flange"

The Flange


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