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Monthly Archives: June 2011
First of all for those of you who aren’t familiar with the term bukkake, shame on you – what have you been doing on the internet all this time? Secondly, if you’re at work or don’t like Copydex I suggest you … Continue reading
It’s been a while since I posted a Spotted Dick which is dreadful as I keep getting begged for more and I’ve got loads waiting to go up. I literally just got this one through and was so impressed by it … Continue reading
Rick Stein to own the souls of every Cornish man, woman and child following a “tea-room” deal with the Government
After successfully buying the entire village of Padstow in the early 90s and turning it into Cornwall’s leading tourist attraction, Padstein, Rick Stein, Birds Eye’s top chef, has today announced he has bought the souls of every Cornish citizen in … Continue reading
Right, something amazing has happened. My Mum dropped a Mumunendo last night that even I thought was too appalling to share.