Monthly Archives: August 2010

Mind the gap

A couple of Tube travesties for you. One I witnessed first hand and the other a friend of mine was kind enough to share with me. Accidental mugging I was standing with my back to the open widow at the … Continue reading

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I’m feeling bilious

A wonderful of example of my mum’s frequent and unintentional innuendo. I’d forgotten about this but was reminded yesterday by a friend of mine. Thank’s for the rush-hour text message, laughing out loud on a rammed train is by no means … Continue reading

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Half-cocked

I’ve added a new page which quite simply is pictures of things that look a bit like knobs. There is a taster (urgh, bad choice of word) for you below and many more on Spotted Dick – it really is surprising how many things look … Continue reading

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Mumuendo-by-proxy

Not strictly an example of my mum’s frequent accidental innuendo, but courtesy of her curious (steady, not that type of curious!) partner so near enough me thinks! As a result of the post below my mum used the phrase Camel Toe … Continue reading

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Camel Tow

A long time ago in an era of gaiety far, far away I, as a wide-eyed but essentially blinkered 18 year-old decided one day to up-sticks and travel the world (in the sense that I worked for six months to pay … Continue reading

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More Mumuendo

The Mumuendo keeps coming thick and fast (It’s also catching as that sentence was written innocently). Below is the latest example of my Mum’s accidental innuendo, collected on Saturday morning. Explaining why she screamed when I appeared unannounced on her doorstep at … Continue reading

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Mumuendo 2.0

Below are two fresh biscuit examples of my mum’s frequent, accidental and unintentional innuendo. These have been added to the Mumuendo compendium. Giving advice and guidance on Marmite dispensing: “You might have to give it a really hard squeeze to get … Continue reading

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Wash your mouth out!

Sometimes I worry I swear too much. Other times I’m secretly proud of the quality of my swearing – particularly the unusual combinations (pissturd) and overtly gratuitous excess (fucking, twating, pissturd of a shitweasel). Recently my Uncle, an honest to … Continue reading

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Carry on Mother

I’ve added a page dedicated to my mother’s frequent and accidental innuendo.  Here’s a teaser for you:  When talking about a supposedly romantic book club book that featured oral sex:  “A blow job! Romantic? It wouldn’t even come into my … Continue reading

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Lock up your auteurs

I recently stumbled over an email from a mate of mine. It’s out of the ark but I think it might make you smile. It certainly made me grin reading it again after 6 years. I don’t want to go … Continue reading

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