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Category Archives: Mumuendo
It’s been a while since the last mumuendo and then all of a sudden three accidental innuendos cum along at once. Here’s the first, check back over the next couple of days for the rest.
A freshly baked Mumuendo for your all. Previously I’ve thought long and hard about posting mumuendos as appalling as this one and I know some of you have emailed me to say ‘I can’t believe you write that about your mum. … Continue reading
Right, something amazing has happened. My Mum dropped a Mumunendo last night that even I thought was too appalling to share.
Not strictly speaking Mumuendo this one as I overheard a stranger in the street but other than that it’s exactly the kind of accidental innuendo that’s right up my Mum’s staircase.
Yet again my mum drops an amazing Mumuendo that astonishingly is about her Fiskars weed puller. Said upon arrriving at her house, having driven from my house, when she realised she’d forgotten to pick up her Fiskars weed puller:
Some piping hot three-star Michelin Mumuendo to get your teeth into this fine spring day. I was at my Mum’s house for dinner last night and she very nearly made me lose my lunch. Said to me, who was nearer … Continue reading
Some steaming hot mumuendo that is literally moments old. My mum has just bought a Fiskars Weed Puller for pulling up dandelions. I was trying it out for the first time to weed my lawn and she said:
I suppose not strictly speaking mumuendo this one as my little brother (he’s taller than me and has been since he was 11 and I was 13. Nice!) made it happen. But it made me laugh nonetheless.
Some more mumuendo for all you juvenile shit-for-brains. Don’t be offended – I meant that affectionately in the same way that the most sincere greeting or farewell between my brothers and I is a ‘fuck-off’ v-sign.