Author Archives: Manifestations of Baboonery

Universally challenged

It’s been a while since the last mumuendo and then all of a sudden three accidental innuendos cum along at once. Here’s the first, check back over the next couple of days for the rest.

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Train shame

I know infinite monkeys bashing away on typewriters could have written the entire works of Shakespeare, twice, in the time since my last post but I’ve just witnessed a travesty that I hope will have been worth the wait. I’d … Continue reading

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Editorial dysfunction

Sorry Flangers, once again some of you may have noticed I yet again published an unedited, unfinished travesty. It won’t happen again I promise – for the second time in as many weeks. I’ve taken it down but at the very … Continue reading

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Kosher Kock

Yet another Spotted Dick for you all courtesy of Steve C, loyal Flanger and first-time contributor. Rather than me explain the greasy monstrosity I’ll let him justify it himself: “I take a childish comfort to discover I’m not the only … Continue reading

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Bouncing bum

I was recently at a wedding reception at Brooklands Museum and found myself full of three helpings of the buffet with my back teeth floating in free bar beer. All of a sudden, the need to use the toilet became immediate and … Continue reading

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Kitchen confidential

A freshly baked Mumuendo for your all. Previously I’ve thought long and hard about posting mumuendos as appalling as this one and I know some of you have emailed me to say ‘I can’t believe you write that about your mum. … Continue reading

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Wedding wanger

As I’ve no doubt mentioned before I like drawing cocks on things – in the condensation on a cab window, a random page in a colleagues notebook or the inside cover of a Gideon bible, to name but a few.

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Premature publication

Some of you, especially those Flangers signed up to the email update, will have noticed I got a little ahead of myself and published two draft travesties. These will be up again soon and much better than the typo riddled … Continue reading

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Herbie’s oily cock

I worry because I love drawing cocks in inappropriate places – is it ever appropriate? But it turns out everyone’s at it, including cars.

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“Large doner please mate”

Not a Spotted Dick this one as it’s more of an accidental textual reference to a vertical bacon sandwich, but as it combines puerile humour, is on the front cover of a kids book and reminded me of something terrible … Continue reading

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