What with it being the holiest time of year I feel like I should make a confession, especially as it’s nearly Easter and I’ve given up being an atheist for Lent. Forgive me Flangers for I have sinned. I’ve been neglecting you. You’ve been sending in marvellous Spotted Dicks and I’ve been dilatory in posting them. I’m sorry. I’m going to trawl my emails and get them up (“Fnarr! Fnarr!”).
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