Mile high chub

A Spotted Dick for you all, hot off the press – literally. It’s pretty self explanatory so I’ve not much to say about it, but it would have to be a pretty amazing deal for me to pull a face like that! Continue reading

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Classic cock

A lovely Spotted Dick, two in fact, for you from a museum at Hadrian’s Wall courtesy of Dave J and a childish curator. Continue reading

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Boris bike bukkake

First of all for those of you who aren’t familiar with the term bukkake, shame on you – what have you been doing on the internet all this time? Secondly, if you’re at work or don’t like Copydex I suggest you don’t look it up but educate yourself with this definition – I know you won’t believe me but the link is entirely safe for work, in the sense that it’s just text. Thirdly and finally that very much sets the tone for the rest of the post. You have been warned. Continue reading

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Give your dog a bone

It’s been a while since I posted a Spotted Dick which is dreadful as I keep getting begged for more and I’ve got loads waiting to go up. I literally just got this one through and was so impressed by it I thought I’d share it straight away, with a promise to clear the back-log and bombarded you with tenuous todgers over the next few days. Continue reading

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Rick Stein to own the souls of every Cornish man, woman and child following a “tea-room” deal with the Government

After successfully buying the entire village of Padstow in the early 90s and turning it into Cornwall’s leading tourist attraction, Padstein, Rick Stein, Birds Eye’s top chef, has today announced he has bought the souls of every Cornish citizen in a deal estimated to be worth £1. Continue reading

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Chelsea shower flow

Right, something amazing has happened. My Mum dropped a Mumunendo last night that even I thought was too appalling to share. Continue reading

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Dirty streetwalkers

Not strictly speaking Mumuendo this one as I overheard a stranger in the street but other than that it’s exactly the kind of accidental innuendo that’s right up my Mum’s staircase. Continue reading

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A bit of me time part 2: The revenge of the tool

Yet again my mum drops an amazing Mumuendo that astonishingly is about her Fiskars weed puller.

Said upon arrriving at her house, having driven from my house, when she realised she’d forgotten to pick up her Fiskars weed puller: Continue reading

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Ready Steady Cock

Some piping hot three-star Michelin Mumuendo to get your teeth into this fine spring day. I was at my Mum’s house for dinner last night and she very nearly made me lose my lunch.

Said to me, who was nearer the cooker than she was, because she was worried the dinner was about to burn: Continue reading

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Supermarket superciliousness

I was picking up a few BBQ bits and bobs at a local supermarket, one that is literally and metaphorically on the wrong side of the tracks from my house, and listening to the In Our Time podcast about Cogito Ergo Sum – it’s Latin for ‘I think therefore I am’ you fucking numpty. Continue reading

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