Right, something amazing has happened. My Mum dropped a Mumunendo last night that even I thought was too appalling to share.
But I’ve thought long and hard about the ramifications of sharing this and have decided to push the concept of unconditional love to it’s limit and risk a life lacking my mother’s love.
Said when talking about getting caught in the torrential ran at the Chelsea Flower Show:
“I tell you what I’ve not been that wet – soaked – in many a long year!”
To be fair Alan Titchmarsh is a bit of a dish.