Ready Steady Cock

Some piping hot three-star Michelin Mumuendo to get your teeth into this fine spring day. I was at my Mum’s house for dinner last night and she very nearly made me lose my lunch.

Said to me, who was nearer the cooker than she was, because she was worried the dinner was about to burn:

“Can you pull the meat off?”

A warning to you all.  If a command like this is shouted at you, be aware that if you grab the nearest red hot pan handle pointing at you and jerk it off as quickly as you can you will burn your clenched fist and splash hot salty juice down your trousers and onto the floor.

Another thing to bear in mind is if you laughed at the above paragraph and are racked with self-loathing please spare a thought for how I feel. I wrote this puerile shite.

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