Well what can I say? I go to all the effort of carefully crafting travesties for you and instead you want pictures of tenuous todgers so much that you send them in.
Strictly speaking this breaks the rules as Spotted Dicks are supposed to be witnessed and documented firsthand. But I’m prepared to make an exception this time, mainly because in this case the borderline literally creates the bellend.
Thanks to Goodersgone for this, during this freezing weather I for one have been experiencing an unpleasent cold-front. But your warm-front gives us all something to look forward too (ooh, topical metrological innuendo).