It really is getting beyond a joke how often my mum drops an accidental innuendo H-bomb.
This lastest Mumuendo exploded over the bank holiday weekend.
Talking about opening my wheelie bin and nearly being sick because of the smell of bin juice:
“I opened it and stuck my head in and it came up in my face in a big hot wave and you know me I don’t gag easily.”
Turned to partner for clarification
“But I don’t do I”