Not strictly an example of my mum’s frequent accidental innuendo, but courtesy of her curious (steady, not that type of curious!) partner so near enough me thinks!
As a result of the post below my mum used the phrase Camel Toe and her partner said:
“Camel toe, what’s that then? Is it something you eat?”
A brief and excruciating definition of camel toe followed that prompted my dear mother to say:
“Oh, I had that the other day and I had to throw the trousers away”.