Category Archives: Toilet travesty

Bouncing bum

Posted on July 15, 2011 by Manifestations of Baboonery

I was recently at a wedding reception at Brooklands Museum and found myself full of three helpings of the buffet with my back teeth floating in free bar beer. All of a sudden, the need to use the toilet became immediate and … Continue reading →

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Listen to your elders

Posted on October 20, 2010 by Manifestations of Baboonery

I’ve just realised the last few posts, including this one have been a little on faecal side. I promise the next few won’t be so low-brow. Yesterday morning I foolishly ignored two pieces of flawless life advice. For the umpteen time I … Continue reading →

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Curiosity killed the shat

Posted on September 3, 2010 by Manifestations of Baboonery

Many moons ago I was on a GCSE geography field trip in Swanage. One evening I found myself in a stud partitioned shithole of a classroom, putting the finishing touches on a sketch of Lulworth Cove that a dyspraxic 6-year-old would have been ashamed … Continue reading →

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Bed & Breakfast Boomerang Soap

Posted on July 13, 2010 by Manifestations of Baboonery

Whilst on a lovely mini-break in deepest darkest Devon (it was actually very sunny and picturesque), I stayed in a very quaint B&B. Upon arriving I was overpowered by a smell not dissimilar to Philip Morris’s cremation, and was informed … Continue reading →

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